this past summer i started talking to a guy and about one month into getting to know him, he sent me a “how i feel about you” playlist which contained my least favorite bright eyes song (“Make a Plan To Love Me”), three or four songs about breaking up, and one song about a blonde.

in my defense, he also included one of my very favorite jawbreaker songs and one of my favorite alk3 songs, but still, I AM A BRUNETTE AND WILL BE FOREVER.